Coming Soon

[Miss_Texas]

Coming Soon

Miss Texas Chainsaw Massacrer

Premise: Miss Texas wins a chainsaw in a local pageant. She puts it to good use in her quest to reign as Miss United States.

Cast:

Miss Texas stars as herself in this shocking but entertaining story of the girl next door giving her all to go for her dreams.

The chatters of EwingOil appear as the expendable supporting cast.

[Bobby_Ewing]

I'm sure the cast will be expendable .. hmm that goes well with Chain Saw Masacre!

LMAO
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"Five years from now, Gary Ewing's going to make J.R. seem middle-class." - Paul Galveston

[Frankie]

Meg do any of your replies on posts have a meaning or are we just all missing it? Lol, MissT you better write this cuz you're always got these great ideas on here and never write em'. This sounds really cool...write it!

[Afton]

Yes, this is a really great idea and I think Miss T should write this!

By the way Frankie, I happen to agree with you on BOTH points, lol http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Bobby_Ewing]

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"Five years from now, Gary Ewing's going to make J.R. seem middle-class." - Paul Galveston

[Ewings]

Well that was a very, um... revealing post Bobby... not, lol. You proved Frankie's point http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

JR: "Makes me feel old"
Ellie: "Junior, you were born old!"

[Bobby_Ewing]

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I found my thrill on blueberry hill.....
On blueberry hill.......
Where I found you.....

"Five years from now, Gary Ewing's going to make J.R. seem middle-class." - Paul Galveston

[Donna_Culver]

Here are some things to think about before you hit the "Post now" button:
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Is this post saying something new that hasn't been said before?<LI>Does it offer something interesting/useful to the forum readers?<LI>Does it have a clear beginning, middle and end? Is it coherent?<LI>Does the end-quote add anything to your point?<LI>Are you sure all these instant smilies really should be there?[/list]
If, and only if, your answer to all these questions is "yes" click on the posting button.

[Afton]

Great points, Donna!

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Jock Og]

Miss T you should go for it, write it!!! I would be very interested in reading about you climbing all the way to the top, albeit with a chainsaw.

I wonder now how many of us you intend to massacre, in your plan to become Miss U.S.A!!!!!!!

Btw Megster aren't you getting a hard time on this thread......LOL http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif!!!!!!

The explicitness of Donna is oh so divine but needed on some occasions.....more so on trolls though. You see our Megster is just so obsessed with the quantity of posts that his right hand (presuming you are right handed) gets the better of him sometimes. Ah well never mind...... http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.