Ewings and the 7 Dwarfs

[Pamela Barnes]

Yes its back. The hit Disney film is soon to be become a weekly sitcom.

Episode One finds Ewings_White run away from drama queen Afton.

Afton: 84,84, on the wall,
Who in this land is fairest of all?

84: You, my queen, are fair; it is true.
But Little Ewings is still
A thousand times fairer than you

Afton: Dam that Ewings White. Bitch!!!

When the drama queen Afton heard 84 say this, she became pale with envy, and from that hour on, she hated Ewings White. Whenever she looked at her, she thought that Ewings was to blame that she was no longer the most beautiful woman in Ewing Oil. This turned her heart around. Her jealousy gave her no peace. Finally she summoned LucyLover and said to him, "Take Ewings out into #Fridaythe13th and stab her to death. As proof that she is dead bring her lungs and her liver back to me. I shall cook them with salt and eat them yum, then as a treat we`ll go out to Wendys for a slap up dinner"

To be continued.

Starring:

Dopey_Bobby

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Grumpy_Krebbs
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Happy_Frank

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Sleepy_Texas
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Bashful_Daphne
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Sneezy_SueE

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Doc_Jock

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Ewings_White and her fluffy bird TMM
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Afton_Queen

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[SueEllenE]

This is hilarious, Pamela! I can't wait to read more! http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[Ewings]

Great, Pam http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I look forward to reading more.

JR: "Makes me feel old"
Ellie: "Junior, you were born old!"

[Bobby_Ewing]

We (A), got some work to do!

lol
Dopey_Bobby http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

You got me to a T...
Not sure what AK will think about his...lol

Keep up the absolutely brilliant work Pam, within your very busy schedule!

Regards

Matt

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A great man once said, "Winter never fails to turn into Spring, and though we're so different, you and I, when we're together, even the cold of December feels like the middle or May"

[Afton]

Great script Pam! But I think you made a mistake on the drama queen part... http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I loved it. Post some more http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Pamela Barnes]

LucyLOver took Ewings_White into the woods. When he took out his Charlene Tilton signed autograph to scare her to death, she began to cry, and begged fervently that he might spare her life, promising to run away into the woods and never return. LucyLover took pity on her because she was so beautiful, and he thought, "The wild animals will soon devour her anyway. I'm glad that I don't have to kill her." Just then JR111 came running by. He showed JR11 the pic of Charlene, cut out his lungs and liver, and took them back to drama Queen Afton proof of Ewings-White's death. She cooked them with salt and ate them, supposing that she had eaten Ewing-White's lungs and liver.

Afton : "mmmm, pass me the ketchup, beats KFC any day"

Ewings-White was now all alone in the great #Fridaythe13th. She was terribly afraid, and began to run. She ran over sharp stones and through thorns the entire day. Finally, just as the sun was about to set, she came to a little house. The house belonged to seven dwarfs. They were working in #EO_OPs, and not at home. Ewings-White went inside and found everything to be small, but neat and orderly. There was a little table with seven little plates, seven little spoons, seven little knives and forks, seven little mugs, and against the wall there were seven little beds, all freshly made and 7 photos of Larry Hagman.

Ewings-White was hungry and thirsty, so she ate a few vegetables and a little bread from each little plate and a pack opf Juicy fruits, and from each little glass she drank a drop of wine. Because she was now so drunk, she wanted to lie down and go to sleep. She tried each of the seven little beds, one after the other, but none felt right until she came to the seventh one, and she lay down in it , puked over the 7 sets of shoes and fell asleep.

When night came, the seven dwarfs returned home from the work. They lit their seven little candles, and saw that someone had been in their house......

[Luke]

Great so far Pam, I lmao at the charlene tilton photo line, also for you giving me the pleasure of killing off JR111!
Afton, hope you enjoyed eating JR! AHHHHHHH
look forward to the next chapter

[Afton]

Yummy...lol

Well, at least we don't have to worry about him anymore http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Ewings]

Brilliant Pam. I'm glad its JR that got killed and not me http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I'm also glad that I am not Afton, eating part of JR111. Yuck http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif lol

JR: "Makes me feel old"
Ellie: "Junior, you were born old!"

[Afton]

I know...I'm afraid he gave me indigestion as well http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Donna_Culver]

LOL Pam, have you been watching "Hannibal" lately, by any chance?

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[Luke]

Can't wait for more Pam!